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I Hate Most Commercials Slash I Watch Too Much Television

May 8, 2014

In an effort to bring two mismatched bar bro’s a cold bottle of beer, Coors Light sends two scuba jerks to blow up the bottom of an iceberg. So, the root of global warming and the melting of the polar ice caps is not the massive dump of carbon emissions into the atmosphere and the wanton sucking of natural resources, but  BUT Coors Light’s desire to make sure a guy with a thin beard and a stupid face and his 31 year old, 1990’s letter jacket-wearing, high school parking lot creeping domestic light beer drinking budding can have a cold one. Thanks for my future, Coors Light. Next time I am at a bar and want to piss every twenty minutes, I will choose any other Light beer on the shelf.

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